NO MORE FML! x(

So, for those of you know what FML is, great. For those of you that don't...I can't imagine how you can manage life o.O

Anyways what's important is that THERE'S NO MORE F****** FML!!!! Atleast where I live anyways, which is probably one of the most boring places on earth, Qatar. So, the major phone-line here (Qtel) decides they'll just pick a few hundred sites which include F*** [you know FML doesn't even use F***, all it says is FML...it could mean a lot of things :) ]. Unfortunately, somehow this amazing site got blocked :'(

The whole point of FML is to read someone else's problems and feel good about yourself. I mean all us humans are cruel beings, we gain happiness from someone else's F***** up life. xD

So, without this amazing site, I'm feeling very unhappy these days, although I might have a solution. For those of you lucky B******* with iTouches and iPhones, you can download apps (for free :O ) from the app store that allow you to use FML :D:D:D:D Just search FML..and walah!

That's all for now... ;)

Pwned White People xP

So hi again, and I just had a weird idea today. I really felt racist today (against Mexican people..sorry all those good Mexicans out there...I'll try to control my racism from now on) and so I wanted to look up some racist jokes and comics. What I did find was utterly priceless and amazing, and I thought I might want to share it with the rest of the world.

A White man once said,''Colored people are not allowed here.''

A black man turned around and stood up.

He then said:

''Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK'

''When I grew up I was BLACK,''

''When im sick i'm BLACK'',

''When i go in the sun im BLACK'',

''When i'm cold i'm BLACK'',

''When I die i'll be BLACK'',

''But you sir.''

''When you're born you're PINK'',

''When you grow up you're WHITE'',

''When you're sick you're GREEN'',

''When you go in the sun you turn RED'',

''When you're cold you turn BLUE'',

''And when you die you turn PURPLE'',

''And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

Amazing right, that's what I thought when I finished reading this. Nowadays there aren't sensible comebacks like these anymore, and even if there are, they are overused WAY TOO MUCH!! Although after all this I do have to say I'm on the BLACK side, and I have a feeling all those white boys that diss them blacks could learn a hell lot from this.

Until nxt time..bye ;)

Crappy IT Teachers

Hello World, today I started my blog, and I have to say it beats having to write essays and all that bull**** we get at school. Don't get me wrong, I love to write, its just that the I like free writing (you know, write about what you want) better than some dull old topic about frog intestines.. -.-

Of course, there are many teacher out there that love laboring us poor beings with loads and loads of the usual crap (this includes reports, essays, plans, and etc..[search on Google for more ways of torturing with writing]). By the way, refer to the picture above for REAL writing torture.

I seriously think IB schools should either make a simpler design cycle or get us a new Information Technology teacher. This excuse for a teacher needs a serious holiday (either that or he never got laid). Plus, he's a failure at flirting which tends to be his hobby during school hours because its the only time he can have a chance at checking out his students.. o_O

Moving on, the Systems Technology also has a problem with due dates; I don't think he ever heard of them before. "All right guys, your Plan is due this Thursday, and its Tuesday today". "Umm, sir we have to write like 8 pages of a load of cr-....good information.". " Yes I know, but don't worry, I won't read it all XD". Yea..that's real funny, its gonna be funnIER when your wife smacks you across your face because you gave her a deadline for getting that son of yours outta her.

Allright, that's all I gotta say about crazy teachers.. more to come ;)